Lucas Sells Star Wars Lucasfilm To Disney For $4 Billion

[LawnTractor]

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57542622-93/star-wars-heading-to-the-magic-kingdom-disney-snags-lucasfilm/

 

[Dejan]

Might be good, have to see.

 

[Deleted member 178]

Might be good, have to see.

i have the story of the next trilogy !

Episode 7:

Luke has a son named "Nuke" with a barmaid but get bored since no sith are there to wreck havoc, he decide to study the Daaaark Siiiide of the Foooorce because, as he say, "i want a scary armor with fluffy helmet and scratch people from distance"
He fell to the "Daaaark Siiiide of the Foooorce" , become Sith, mad he slap his son, making him lost memory. shouting "i have uuuuuunlimited pooowaaaa"

Nuke is saved by his auntie & uncle , Leia-rvey Oswald and Ian not-Solo- anymore

Episode 8 :

Nuke learn the Force with his best friend ( Yodaku the frog), win a speeder race, destroy a crazy droid with many neon lamps, get lost in Alaska and survive by killing the yeti.

Luke found him by chance and told him "im your fatheeeer !"
Nuke doesn't believe , Luke told him that if they do an "arm wrestling" duel and he win, Nuke must follow his teaching of the "Daaaark Siiiide of the Foooorce"

Both Luke and Nuke lost their arms for cheating by using the Force.
Nuke flee and get mad because without his right arm he can't enjoy his porn movie collection anymore so he turn Sith

Episode 9:

Nuke has a sexy girlfriend found on a massage parlor that give happy endings, her name is Xena the warrior-princess. they love each other so much, but she cheated him with Luke disguised in a scary armor with fluffy helmet and a third big leg.

Nuke mad again, go to Tibet and kill all the buddhist monks he can find, he wear yellow eyes lenses because it's cool.

Finally Luke find him trying to apologize because he didnt know, they fight and Nuke win.

He finally marry with Xena and has a son named Mickey Duke



Disney is so cool
thanks

 

[LawnTractor]

And in the end, the barmaid, the massage parlor girl and their divorce lawyers get half of the Empire and a lot of child support.

 

[arsenaloyal]

maybe animated starwars now ?