- May 16, 2018
It is all true. You can check Ancient Aliens on The History Channel about this REAL story and many more like it!
Exactly. Some of the space aliens that we shot at in the Battle of Los Angeles.... later were the same ones came down in Roswell. They may have had a little alien-PTSD from us shooting so much at them.
The space aliens were pissed off at being shot at... and crashing at Roswell.... so they engaged in periodic Alien payback Abductions to this very day.
And because we pissed them off, they insist on sticking stuff up our butts.
Why do space aliens want to stick stuff up our butts you ask...
• Probably to see if we have any brains.
• Because aliens come from Uranus.
• To find out what’s in there.
• Maybe they do it for shits and giggles.
• They want to see the look on your face.
• They’re harvesting farts.
• They want to get to the bottom of things.
• Because it’s funny.
• They’re not aliens ... they’re the government in spacesuits and you know how the government likes to stick it to you.
• They like traveling in black holes.
Perihelion Science Fiction
That is all.