Chuck Norris Anti-Virus !

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Hello,

There is a little software from us, keep all malwares out with !.
No false positive ! 100% detection ! no fail ! no bypass !
More good than Avira !

Protect your computer with the power of Chuck Norris


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Virus? never with Chuck Norris !

It's a 100% free anti-virus.




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(for 1 April)​
 
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I used this antivirus, it's very good. It actually protects you from less than 1% of online threats, because most malware are too scared to fight it. Over 99% of them just run away when they see Chuck Norris AV. One time a friend of mine brought an infected USB flash drive, and before he could insert it in my computer, the pendrive just started to spontaneously combust, right in front of our eyes. If he hadn't reacted quickly and dropped it on the floor, his hands would have been badly burned. It was very cool to watch. When I looked at my computer again, the Chuck tray icon winked at us. Wicked.
 
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The real-time protection is very good! 100% in packs! ;) tested! really!

(yea yea include really this!!)
 
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Umbra Polaris said:
Chuck is immortal because Chuck is so strong than even Death fears him :D
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Really laughed on this one dude :D

Speaking about chuck norris av, yes it is indeed super amazing AV out there, I can say there is no better protection out there compared with it, it's even make you cannot touch your PC/laptop, since every time you gonna touch your laptop suddenly Chuck is out from your PC then hit and even kick you!! this is superb software for paranoid users, and must have! and above all of that, it's completely FREE! :cool:

It's only matter of time before my friend and our fellow member Venustus caught this, surely he will tell CNET about this amazing product, like he did on Umbra Total Security that used Terminator's technology! :eek::p
 
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This is awesome. And funny. But mainly just awesome.

Actually this is more like a virus or rogue-antivirus than an antivirus.
 
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