Chuck Norris Anti-Virus !

[Dubseven]

Hello,

There is a little software from us, keep all malwares out with !.
No false positive ! 100% detection ! no fail ! no bypass !
More good than Avira !

Protect your computer with the power of Chuck Norris

Virus? never with Chuck Norris !

It's a 100% free anti-virus.

DOWNLOAD HERE​

(for 1 April)​

 

[Jaspion]

I used this antivirus, it's very good. It actually protects you from less than 1% of online threats, because most malware are too scared to fight it. Over 99% of them just run away when they see Chuck Norris AV. One time a friend of mine brought an infected USB flash drive, and before he could insert it in my computer, the pendrive just started to spontaneously combust, right in front of our eyes. If he hadn't reacted quickly and dropped it on the floor, his hands would have been badly burned. It was very cool to watch. When I looked at my computer again, the Chuck tray icon winked at us. Wicked.

 

[Dubseven]

The real-time protection is very good! 100% in packs! tested! really!

(yea yea include really this!!)

 

[Oxygen]

Simply Amazing.

 

[xxtoss23]

downloading

 

[xxtoss23]

omg 0_0

 

[Deleted member 178]

how chuck Norris AV treats malwares:

"Say NO to malwares !!"

 

[Infrared]

OMG!!! I have to get this nowwwwwwwwww

 

[Jaspion]

how chuck Norris AV treats malwares:

"Say NO to malwares !!"

Uuhhh, sorry dude, but that's Bruce Lee Internet Security over there. Chuck Norris loses this fight in the end. You can't win against the Lee. No one can. Not even Chuck Norris, man. It's too bad it got discontinued

 

[Deleted member 178]

no Chuck is stronger than Lee, who is still alive ? Lee or Chuck?

Chuck is immortal because Chuck is so strong than even Death fears him

 

[Rahadian Putra]

Chuck is immortal because Chuck is so strong than even Death fears him

Really laughed on this one dude

Speaking about chuck norris av, yes it is indeed super amazing AV out there, I can say there is no better protection out there compared with it, it's even make you cannot touch your PC/laptop, since every time you gonna touch your laptop suddenly Chuck is out from your PC then hit and even kick you!! this is superb software for paranoid users, and must have! and above all of that, it's completely FREE!

It's only matter of time before my friend and our fellow member Venustus caught this, surely he will tell CNET about this amazing product, like he did on Umbra Total Security that used Terminator's technology!

 

[Deleted member 178]

I can say there is no better protection out there compared with it, it's even make you cannot touch your PC/laptop, since every time you gonna touch your laptop suddenly Chuck is out from your PC then hit and even kick you!!

like this?

 

[Rahadian Putra]

like this?

LOLLLLLL
OMG! I cannot stop laughed since I saw this thread and pics you brought to us! ough my stomach

 

[xxtoss23]

Lol!!! Cant stop laughing

 

[Jaspion]

no Chuck is stronger than Lee, who is still alive ? Lee or Chuck?

Chuck is immortal because Chuck is so strong than even Death fears him

I hope you're not afraid of ghosts, because Lee can beat Chuck even from the afterlife.

 

[Deleted member 178]

I hope you're not afraid of ghosts, because Lee can beat Chuck even from the afterlife.

maybe...or

but

and

 

[Venhiem]

This is awesome. And funny. But mainly just awesome.

Actually this is more like a virus or rogue-antivirus than an antivirus.

 

[Dubseven]

We have made this just for joking, today x)
It's a jokeware not a rogue or virus

For a real Antivirus visit http://Tiranium-Antivirus.com (Chuck Norris approved)

 

[Koroke San]

http://Tiranium-Antivirus.com (Chuck Norris approved)