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<blockquote data-quote="jackuars" data-source="post: 282113" data-attributes="member: 24462"><p>1. </p><p>Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?</p><p>Female customer: A white one...</p><p></p><p>2. </p><p>Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?</p><p>Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.</p><p></p><p>3. </p><p>Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.</p><p>Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?</p><p></p><p>4. </p><p>Customer: can't get on the Internet.</p><p>Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?</p><p>Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.</p><p>Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?</p><p>Customer: Five stars.</p><p></p><p>5. </p><p>Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?</p><p>Customer: Netscape.</p><p>Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.</p><p>Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.</p><p></p><p>6. </p><p>Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P ' to bring up the Program Manager.'</p><p>Customer: I don't have a P.</p><p>Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.</p><p>Customer: What do you mean?</p><p>Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.</p><p>Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jackuars, post: 282113, member: 24462"] 1. Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... 2. Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies. 3. Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? 4. Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. 5. Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. 6. Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P ' to bring up the Program Manager.' Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT [/QUOTE]
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