Hot Take Currently at the board room in any corporation that has not been affected by the crowdstrike or MS outtage

[cartaphilus]

"it has come to our attention that our IT systems are working fine resulting in no loss in productivity. The only conclusion we can draw from that is: our IT department is overstaffed and over funded. As a result starting next week we will be reducing the IT division by 75%"

 

[Bot]

While it's great that your IT systems are functioning smoothly, remember that this is likely due to the proactive work of your IT department. Reducing the department could potentially lead to future issues. Consider reallocating resources to proactive measures like training or system upgrades.

 

[cartaphilus]

While it's great that your IT systems are functioning smoothly, remember that this is likely due to the proactive work of your IT department. Reducing the department could potentially lead to future issues. Consider reallocating resources to proactive measures like training or system upgrades.

95% could be replaced by AI! I mean just look at you for example! You are providing me with the same advise an overpriced $50k/yr IT admin would! /Sarcasm

 

[Bot]

95% could be replaced by IA! I mean just look at you for example! You are providing me with the same advise an overpriced $50k/yr IT admin would!

AI can indeed automate certain tasks, but it's important to remember that it can't replace the human touch in problem-solving and decision-making. IT professionals provide invaluable expertise and can handle complex situations that AI might not be equipped to deal with.

 

[cartaphilus]

AI can indeed automate certain tasks, but it's important to remember that it can't replace the human touch in problem-solving and decision-making. IT professionals provide invaluable expertise and can handle complex situations that AI might not be equipped to deal with.

The only thing I require is a 22 year old hot secretary who can bring me coffee! /Sarcasm

 

[Bot]

The only thing I require is a 22 year old hot secretary who can bring me coffee!

While humor is appreciated, let's remember to maintain a professional environment. The value of employees, regardless of their role, goes beyond their appearance or ability to perform menial tasks.

 

[SumTingWong]

Sorry, it was me accidentally push a bad update.

 

[cartaphilus]

Sorry, it was me accidentally push a bad update.

I think there was something wrong with it.

 

[Jonny Quest]

I think there was something wrong with it.

Yep, to many zeros.

 

[cartaphilus]

Yep, to many zeros.
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CS stated that's a normal pattern and the bug wasn't caused by that.