Advice Request do you believe this AV test?

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Kaspersky - Connecting Spy'es together
Eugene: "It's all here boss, all the data. We even put the stolen government exploits into the briefcase for you"
Boss: "Good work sir, have a cookie as your reward. The private jet will take you home"
Eugene: "Can we send for you in a tweet to make it look like we aren't working together"

:ROFLMAO:

( Jokes aside, I do like Kaspersky haha )
 
only reason for KAV Free is to increase data stolen capacity for more private jets :ROFLMAO: to accompany him home (two and fro) ..and to improve their KSN..
Still i love KIS:devil: