Thank you @soccer97. You'd brought laughter into our home when I had my wife pause the gloomy world new so I could read this excerpt to her aloud!![]()
Haha, it is quite funny. No soup for you!
Glad I was able to bring a good laugh. That is what I did when they made that announcement. I still have some old emails from KLabs. If you need help running and submitting the GSI report, ReportMaker, etc. I can try to help in the free time I get between college and work.
I almost didn't post this, but I assume you have prior experience with Kaspersky. You may want to consult with them via Live Chat or whatever method when you get ready to uninstall it if you decide to do that. They have a tool called kavremover which may or may not be necessary before installing a competitor product.
Let me know how your situation turns out. Hope this info was helpful.