Smartphone addiction substitute???

[kellysi]

Apparently, an intelligent and business-oriented industrial designer has made an idea to cure the poor unfortunate souls craving smartphone touch with a substitute.

Now, I don't mean to be rude but how far does it have to be in this addiction to actually buy the product?

PS: I was going to put this in hardware help and ask for help to turn on my phone but I guess I thought twice. I apologize to moderators. Not funny.