How did I miss this hilarious thread?
Same applies if you have a top-loader. We have a Maytag top-load "He" washer and it requires a slight learning curve due to its design - agitator plate vs vertical agitator, much less H2o, etc.
Re: #3 - Soda may be replaced with Borax which will aid washing and soften water.
I'll add #6: Run an empty machine with vinegar as [USER=54432]@Cortex[/USER] advises to keep it clean or use as [USER=61892]@TairikuOkami[/USER] does.
Numbers 2 & 3 are points of serious disagreement with the wife. She hates more cost-efficient powdered detergent and borax, loves fabric softener. 

Especially if he is married! 

