Tried that once, lasted about an hour, hated it.
I totally agree with you on this. I tried it as well and I found it hard to navigate through the OS. It just isn't as intuitive to use as Windows is. Beside, I'd rather not learn new OS if I don't really have to.
The only solution for us is, well, LTSC version. There's just one issue—you can't get it legally, it's impossible for home users to buy one. You can activate it without any issue using MAS though. But, considering your stance on piracy and using loopholes to get what you want, using LTSC is also no-go for you. And that only means you're essentially stuck with normal Windows edition. Or Mac, if you're willing to spend that kind of money for a PC.
I wonder if license for Windows 10 LTSC works for Windows 11 LTSC. I think I still have one somewhere in my cloud storage that my friend who works for an IT company gifted me.