Funny tech support stories

Dejan

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Mar 3, 2011
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I thought this would be worth a laugh, here is the result when not-so-smart people want help with their computer :p

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble- shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.

Read more at http://www.sloppynoodle.com/joke-techsupport.shtml
 

Ink

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Jan 8, 2011
22,361
Number 6 and 11 are :lol:
 

McLovin

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Apr 17, 2011
9,224
They are really funny, I like these types of jokes. Nice find too. :)
 
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illumination

Thanks for sharing, one can always use a good laugh a day! Number 11 has to be my favorite! :D
 

K__M

New Member
Jun 14, 2011
344
LOL i found these:

http://www.techcomedy.com/calls/calls.htm

Aduio makes it much funnier.

(warning there is strong language :p)
 

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