Share your CleverBot logs

[Dejan]

Well, if you ever heard of this thing called CleverBot then you'll know what I'm going at, if not, CleverBot is basically an online AI that let's you chat with well, a machine. It might be better if you just look at it yourself here. Post your hilarious log here, for the sake of the rules, try and not make it offensive

Him: What's soul?
Me: Something ya don't have.
Him: Why not?
Me: Because your not human.
Him: That's incorrect grammar. It's you're. Robots should know that.
Me: But I'm not a robot.
Him: I didn't say you were!

 

[bogdan]

Me: What makes you so clever, Bot?
Bot: I don't know.
Me: Than you are not clever at all.
Bot: I may not be clever, but I am wise.
Me: You have a virus. You should visit mawaretips.com to get yourself disinfected.
Bot: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Me: ???

 

[jamescv7]

Me: Why do you have a website that called Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't drive?
Me: What? I'm asking why you have a website called Cleverbot and its your name.
Cleverbot: Oh.. Well.. I'm cleverbot because.. Im your father.
Me: Really? Then where is your DNA sample?
Cleverbot: I'm stuck in the middle.

 

[LoftedAphid86]

Me: Why do you have a website that called Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't drive?
Me: What? I'm asking why you have a website called Cleverbot and its your name.
Cleverbot: Oh.. Well.. I'm cleverbot because.. Im your father.
Me: Really? Then where is your DNA sample?
Cleverbot: I'm stuck in the middle.

Cleverbot: ID'ohBot edition. :biggrin:

 

[Dejan]

Me: *watching*.
Him: Told you so.
Me: What.
Him: Yes and you called me a computer.
Me: OMG, your annyoing.
Him: You speak spanish?

 

[jamescv7]

Even Cleverbot can speak a language in Filipino and really understand what I'm saying in Filipino. :lol:

 

[Dejan]

Me: Sing me a song please.
Him: But you cannot hear me?
Me: Well, type in the lyrics of a song.
Him: If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied.

Those are actual lyrics from a song :O
http://www.lyricstop.com/albums/deathcabforcutie/iwillfollowyouintothedark.html