Surfing Naked

Nikos751

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Malware Tester
Feb 1, 2013
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A close relative of mine does not have any real time protection in her PC for many years..Maybe she runs MSE, I am not sure.. Of course she has computer knowledge, she is not novice but not geek also. She surfs reasonably and recently I checked her PC with viruses using hitman pro.. It found only one infected exe in C drive. I had scanned with Avira about 2 years ago also, and it did not find anything. Based on her words she had malware that affected her everyday tasks (what it was noticed easily) one or two times since about 2003 that she uses a Computer.. Of course she has formatted and reinstalled Windows many times until some years ago but the reason was rarely related to malware issues. From that time and after, there have been 2 or 3 years without formatting..
The whole thing seems a bit weird to me.. Or she had malware and did not notice it, Or she had malware that actually did not do anything serious (damage, spying), or.. the whole story about the big amount of malware that spreads to people's PC's and the usual consequences it's said for them to have, is crap.
But I won't risk it xD
 

Gnosis

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Apr 26, 2011
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I dont know about you guys, but my computer always has protection, need to protect the poor little guy! Wink

Oh my gosh. Post #19 is SO WRONG!! That is disturbing. Yikes.

Good grief; POST #14. Ahhhhhh
You all are lunatics.
lol
 

Gnosis

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Apr 26, 2011
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Illumination's post reminds me of the movie "Demon Seed".
You all need to check it out.
 
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illumination said:
LOL, i couldnt resist, Umbra just admitted again, he surfs naked with his webcam, but your right, i had blocked out/ forgotten the mickey muse hat until you brought that part back up :p :D

computers generate heat, my room is sometimes an hot place (around 30-35°c), i am a hot guy; so surfing naked (or with just my underwear) is quite normal

:p
 

Gnosis

Level 5
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Apr 26, 2011
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Never, But in India i think more 60% user do Surfing without Realtime AV.

I surf naked when I am surrounded by magic carpets (rugs, muffs, etc.)
No infections yet, though I have noticed yeast on some of the carpets, but microbial cultures are all around us anyway. Maybe I can make some good beer via the German Purity Law.
 

softwareFREEk

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Dec 27, 2012
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Gnosis said:
No infections yet, though I have noticed yeast on some of the carpets, but microbial cultures are all around us anyway.

do you use the bacteria to back up and store your data?

just one gram of data-storing bacteria can hold the same amount of data as approx 450 x 2,000 GB hard drive

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/bacteria-that-can-store-data_n_813894.html
 
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softwareFREEk said:
do you use the bacteria to back up and store your data?

just one gram of data-storing bacteria can hold the same amount of data as approx 450 x 2,000 GB hard drive

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/bacteria-that-can-store-data_n_813894.html

how much datas for a louse :lolz:
 

softwareFREEk

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Dec 27, 2012
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Umbra Corp. said:
softwareFREEk said:
do you use the bacteria to back up and store your data?

just one gram of data-storing bacteria can hold the same amount of data as approx 450 x 2,000 GB hard drive

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/bacteria-that-can-store-data_n_813894.html

how much datas for a louse :lolz:

did you find an itch whilst surfing naked ? :p

I guess they could encode data in the louses DNA
and your louse will be safe from hacking.. not that anybody would want to :lol:
 

softwareFREEk

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Dec 27, 2012
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good onya Gnosis!!

this is probably one of the best cheek spreading threads that I have read, it was great to take 5 to rip the cheeks apart and smile

remember it takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown :D

remembering Umbra with his mickey mouse hat on and nothing else will be one memory that will live with me for a while but apparently I will get past it..or so says the shrink :lolz:
and as long as illumination leaves it here :D

great site MT!!
 

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