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[MrXidus]

I hate to be a scrooge but xmas isnt coming this year

Is it Christmas,when is Christmas & will there ever be another Christmas?

I'll be drinking heavily when that day approaches just 'incase', Hopefully pass out into a deep sleep, Wake up on December 22nd with a hangover and say to myself. "Everything went better than expected" and then to celebrate life, I'd put a Santa hat on my head and go back to bed to sleep off the hangover. Thanks.