Things To Do When The Internet Is Down.

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Things To Do When The Internet Is Down !
Things To Do When The Internet Is Down

14 Things to Do When Your ISP Unexpectedly Goes Down

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1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work. ?!?

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. ?????

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

11. Do shopping with clothes on.

12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.

13. See if your neighbor can tell you a joke.

14. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!


Saw this on other forums and thought of posting here.

What say you?

 

[Azure]

Watch the videos you already downloaded when you had internet.

 

[jamescv7]

Internet down? Simply make your life productive by improving your healthy lifestyle,

Too much sitting can kill you!

 

[Exterminator]

Panic and call your ISP to express your extreme displeasure

 

[donetao]

Hi! I usually just fix me a fresh bourbon and water. Call my ISP and threaten them with a law suite. I tell them I was in the middle of a million dollar deal. I know when my ISP is down even if I'm not online. My seniors call me and say "Computer man, I can't get on Facebook"
I have Sudden Link and they know who I am and so they don't take me very seriously. If I get a new person at Sudden Link, I like to rass them about their message to unplug the modem and wait, then plug it back in. They know when we're down, and now they usually great me with "We're having trouble in your area and we have people working on it" I then make then listen to me for at least 5 minutes. Usually have a new joke for them.They are really great people and they know better than try to snow me! I take this time to give them a bad time about my down load speed and why they have so many outages. Also tell them I would like a little country music in stead of the elevator music they play while I'm on hold.
PS I enjoyed your thread! Good to have a little fun and not have to work on the forum all the time.
You talk about hard workers. Our malware fighters are busy all the time. I salute them for their hard work and dedication to MT.
They clean more infected PC's in a week than all the other forums clean in a year. Nice work TwinHeadedEagal and Argus!!

 

[McLovin]

Go and get a job, so your not in front of the computer when the internet goes down?

 

[Atlas147]

reminisce the times where you had the internet

 

[Maximum]

Go get a job and use your workplace's network

 

[Ashu Kumar]

Or one could play T-Rex Runner Game on Google Chrome.

Or one could play T-Rex runner game on Google Chrome.

 

[Anupam]

When my ISP is down, I just use my phone's 3G to surf internet . Never had a single situation is last 4 years where I did not have internet connection for even I minute .

But i "THINK" if my internet is down then I might meet my local friends and see if anything have changed in last 4 years LOL.

 

[MisterToto]

Do some running and push-up =)

 

[the unknwn]

when the internet is down go and find any wfi networks then make sure that your pc has a wifi password cracker(brute forcing) john the ripper or brutus then start cracking the password (may take hours or even days) some are cracked for a min then after you cracked the password time to use a netcutter either using a tool or using cmd

 

[FireShootSK]

Crack neighbor WEP password or use 4G on mobile phone

 

[Oxygen]

I just workout most of the time, I could also use my phone to browse the internet.

 

[the unknwn]

I create batchfiles (mostly internet disabling trick) then i will go to a compter shop then disable deepfreeze then run my codes then i will pretend nothing happened

 

[NullPointerException]

1. Become a mad scientist.
2. Pray to God.
3. Write crazy malware before deleting them.
4. Create algorithms.
5. Take out my processor and figure out how it works.
6. Computer scientist stuff.
7. Call my ISP just to receive "line is down."
8. Remind them I was in the FBI.
9. Get my internet up again.

Exactly in that order.

 

[jamescv7]

Well straightforward suggestions posted in ghacks.net

http://www.ghacks.net/2015/03/21/to-do-suggestions-when-your-internet-is-down/

 

[ElectricSheep]

I'd simply go to the pub and use the free wi-fi there while drinking beer
As I am doing right now

 

[midzan21]

Go to college or any place where you know WiFi password and surf as nothing happened (if they have some sparce PC than surf on it, screw da WiFi)

 

[tallorder]

Sleep