Comodo Warranty

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Has anyone carefully reviewed Comodo's hardware warranty? It will pay the user $500 malware permanently damages the system - beyond any repair - with CIS installed. In 99.99999% of cases a clean install of the OS fixes everything. And how are you going to prove that malware permanently broke your HDD, your screen, or any other hardware?

Comodo's Warranty is phrased and termed in a manner that makes it a virtual impossibility that Comodo will ever have to make a pay out.

It's all fine and good that Melih stands behind his products - but the warranty is absurd.

This illustrates the ridiculousness of it all...

I, HJLBX, will personally insure anyone - absolutely free of any cost - against "The Sky Falling," and will pay anyone who presents a valid claim - $1,000,000,000.

Such insurance is worthless.

Just sayin...

If anyone wants that Falling Sky insurance, then send me a PM.
 
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Typical insurance-type always with your loop-holes.

What about hail?

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First loopholes, next you'll be espousing about submissions in the "proper format"!

...And new coversheets!

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Oh Heavens no. That was where I lived though.

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My car did survive 10 years in Colorado (left work a few times at a hail warning, heh). I don't know that there's much hail here in NC where I am now.
 
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the warranty is just eye powder, someone had an issue with CIS , get infected and then claim the warranty , comodo found a way to saty it was not their fault but the user one ... :D
 
Rolo said:
Oh Heavens no. That was where I lived though.

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My car did survive 10 years in Colorado (left work a few times at a hail warning, heh). I don't know that there's much hail here in NC where I am now.
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Nice ride!!:)
 
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i will insure 1 trillion dollars to anyone that had damaged property caused by:

1- absorbed in a black hole.
2- a Coronal Mass Ejection
3- a gamma ray burst from a hypernova
4- a vacuum metastability event.
5- geomagnetic reversal replaced by False vacuum

:D
 
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Umbra said:
i will insure 1 trillion dollars to anyone that had damaged property caused by:

1- absorbed in a black hole.
2- a Coronal Mass Ejection
3- a gamma ray burst from a hypernova
4- a vacuum metastability event.
5- a geomagnetic reversal

:D
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LMAO... :D:D:D:D:D
 
after a meeting with my board of Umbra Corporation, we decided to remove the geomagnetic reversal of the list, since the occurrence will allow some survivors :D

we will replace it by : false vacuum
 
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edit the post above , i like the False vacuum effect :

If this were the case, a bubble of lower-energy vacuum could come to exist by chance or otherwise in our universe, and catalyze the conversion of our universe to a lower energy state in a volume expanding at nearly the speed of light, destroying all that we know without forewarning
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:D
 
Well much 'overrated' than the usual expenses we made for everyday.

Some are willingly to pay at any amount for repair fee but not so high; meanwhile others depends on donation as a equivalent for gratitude.

Again there are so many tools avaiable in the internet, just need a fair supervision with experts.
 
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