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<blockquote data-quote="cartaphilus" data-source="post: 1056046" data-attributes="member: 99742"><p>Funny story it's been over a decade. My buddy and I were sent for a 2 week TDY as soon we got back to the states. So both of us are pissed but they required an officer overwatch in South Dakota so South Dakota we went. The first week was a massive "embrace the suck and keep going" week. So when the weekend came we all left our mil IDs in the safe and made sure there was no gov IDs on our arses and we went drinking*. That was before Uber so we took some taxi that was basically a beat up 1983 Chevy Impala with cigarette burns in the seat. We knew that tonight will be memorable; we would either get raped, stuck full of drugs or arrive safely at our destination. </p><p></p><p>We arrived safely and we commenced Operation Sh-_(face. I am about 15 shots in, my mate is 11 and then I spot the most beautiful sight a human could ever witness. There was a harp of angelic music accompanying my visage. So I start hitting on the two ladies and they are about to take me to their place when suddenly my wingman arrives and tells me that we have to outbrief in 3 hours. So my drunk brain gets overwritten by duty and I suffer a moment of lucidity, thanks to your old friend the andrenaline. It's on our way to the hotel that my buddy states that he made it up, but he had to save me since those two ladies were the worst looking Native Americans he has ever laid his eyes on and he would never forgive himself if he let me go. (Mind you that I am by no means a prize to be had but as far as I know they might have been hookers). Good old days. </p><p></p><p>Nowadays I haven't had a single drop of booze for 8 years and 3 months. </p><p></p><p>But I slightly digressed from the main topic at hand, so how about that Webroot eh? </p><p></p><p>*Last thing you want to do is end up in a newspaper as: "a military officer.......". Small towns (not all) love to nab a good officer since it puts them on a map for their 15 min of fame. Thus, even if as a civy all you would get is a fine; as a govy your arse will be singing the jail house rock in no time.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cartaphilus, post: 1056046, member: 99742"] Funny story it's been over a decade. My buddy and I were sent for a 2 week TDY as soon we got back to the states. So both of us are pissed but they required an officer overwatch in South Dakota so South Dakota we went. The first week was a massive "embrace the suck and keep going" week. So when the weekend came we all left our mil IDs in the safe and made sure there was no gov IDs on our arses and we went drinking*. That was before Uber so we took some taxi that was basically a beat up 1983 Chevy Impala with cigarette burns in the seat. We knew that tonight will be memorable; we would either get raped, stuck full of drugs or arrive safely at our destination. We arrived safely and we commenced Operation Sh-_(face. I am about 15 shots in, my mate is 11 and then I spot the most beautiful sight a human could ever witness. There was a harp of angelic music accompanying my visage. So I start hitting on the two ladies and they are about to take me to their place when suddenly my wingman arrives and tells me that we have to outbrief in 3 hours. So my drunk brain gets overwritten by duty and I suffer a moment of lucidity, thanks to your old friend the andrenaline. It's on our way to the hotel that my buddy states that he made it up, but he had to save me since those two ladies were the worst looking Native Americans he has ever laid his eyes on and he would never forgive himself if he let me go. (Mind you that I am by no means a prize to be had but as far as I know they might have been hookers). Good old days. Nowadays I haven't had a single drop of booze for 8 years and 3 months. But I slightly digressed from the main topic at hand, so how about that Webroot eh? *Last thing you want to do is end up in a newspaper as: "a military officer.......". Small towns (not all) love to nab a good officer since it puts them on a map for their 15 min of fame. Thus, even if as a civy all you would get is a fine; as a govy your arse will be singing the jail house rock in no time. [/QUOTE]
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