My last post and it will say it all.
Andy Ful Declares Victory, Again!
In an unsurprising yet spectacular turn of events, forum regular Andy Ful has once more claimed the final word on the ongoing Comodo debate thread. The discussion, originally intended to weigh pros and cons of antivirus products, quickly devolved into a showcase of Andy’s signature moves, twisting words, deflecting criticism, and elevating ego to an art form.
Sources report that Andy arrived fashionably late, read every counterpoint, and then unleashed his closing remarks with theatrical flair. “Clearly, you all misunderstand the nuance,” he declared, before subtly reinterpreting every argument against Comodo as a misinformed opinion. By nightfall, the forum had grown quiet, except for Andy’s triumphant post, which some eyewitnesses claim “glowed with the sheer force of self-importance.”
Experts warn that debating Andy Ful carries inherent risks, your well-reasoned posts may be reframed as ignorance, your evidence dismissed as irrelevant, and your last word… well, that’s simply impossible. Andy always posts last. Always.
In unrelated news, Comodo fans and haters alike have reportedly stopped trying to reason with him, opting instead to enjoy the spectacle of his nightly victory lap, a display of ego, wordplay, and unchallenged finality.
Stay tuned, tomorrow, Andy Ful is expected to post again. And yes, he will have the last word.
