I rode my bike until I couldn't take it anymore.
Continue the sentence...
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..and stopped by a pond for a refreshing drink of water...
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Only to discover that it wasn't water at all...
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He replied: ask a bear, he drank a lot of beer yesterday...
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There was an old man sitting under a large tree. I sat down beside him, and he began to talk to himself.
"This forest used to be fun. Celebrating birthdays with friends and setting off fancy fireworks was our raison d'etre. There were people who didn't like it, and if they found out, they would detain us and purify our abilities. But it was still fun."
The old man continued.
"Young people these days are getting smarter. The only time they assert themselves is when they want money. It's very different from our days when it was all about the process."
I realized for the first time that the rusty chains were wrapped around the old man's feet like snakes, "They won't forgive us for our past when we're too old to move."
The chain was connected to a red umbrella floating in the sky.
"This forest used to be fun. Celebrating birthdays with friends and setting off fancy fireworks was our raison d'etre. There were people who didn't like it, and if they found out, they would detain us and purify our abilities. But it was still fun."
The old man continued.
"Young people these days are getting smarter. The only time they assert themselves is when they want money. It's very different from our days when it was all about the process."
I realized for the first time that the rusty chains were wrapped around the old man's feet like snakes, "They won't forgive us for our past when we're too old to move."
The chain was connected to a red umbrella floating in the sky.
"Avira!" the be-shackled old man screamed in utter despair. "Avira, you have foresaken me!" Then glancing left and right in utter madness, he......
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He screamed in utter despair. Then he looked after his morning coffee, and lo and behold. On first page, they had wrote about the terrible...
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..@upnorth please save me and lo and behold....
Instead of @upnorth (because he had to moderate something at the last minute) there appeared this stuff of nightmares, looming on the horizon, drawing closer and closer, steel blades glittering in the winter sun....
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"A beer!"
An old man who suddenly shouted at his umbrella. A man in black armor asking for help at the top of the chimney. A polar bear rushes to a man in armor while eating snow. A robot that senses something and starts fighting.
I was confused.
"Hey!"
A voice called out from behind me. I turned around to see a green bear standing there with a menacing look on his face. The only thing I was sure of was that it wasn't as friendly as a polar bear.
"I'm the one who's keeping an eye on behavior"
-Behind bear?
"No, it's behavior. My name is Green Bear.
-Oh!Clean bear?
No, it's not clean. Green.
Are you Special Forces?
No, I have nothing to do with the Green Beret.
An old man who suddenly shouted at his umbrella. A man in black armor asking for help at the top of the chimney. A polar bear rushes to a man in armor while eating snow. A robot that senses something and starts fighting.
I was confused.
"Hey!"
A voice called out from behind me. I turned around to see a green bear standing there with a menacing look on his face. The only thing I was sure of was that it wasn't as friendly as a polar bear.
"I'm the one who's keeping an eye on behavior"
-Behind bear?
"No, it's behavior. My name is Green Bear.
-Oh!Clean bear?
No, it's not clean. Green.
Are you Special Forces?
No, I have nothing to do with the Green Beret.
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But then they heard the big bad wolf, and he started with his "and I'm gonna breathe and breathe" and they looked at eachother and said:
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You must stop eating garlic, your breath stinks.
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Then a big Tic Tac lorry drives by dropping big box of X-Freeze...
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The big bad wolf spat out the Tic Tacs and said "are you trying to kill me with this"?...
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