"No, he's not trying to kill you," screamed an old man drifting by, chained to a large red umbrella, "he was trying to..."
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- Thread starter ZeePriest
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- Jan 28, 2018
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Yes. The green bear isn't trying to kill me. He's just trying to figure out the proper way to dispose of me.
"Please show me your I.D."
Says the green bear standing in front of me. I had come here under some sort of free volunteer status. It takes time and money to get an I.D., and not many of my fellow volunteers have one. Naturally, I didn't have one either.
When I explained the situation, the green bear's face turned grim.
"All the troublemakers are unsigned. I doubt you are either."
"Please show me your I.D."
Says the green bear standing in front of me. I had come here under some sort of free volunteer status. It takes time and money to get an I.D., and not many of my fellow volunteers have one. Naturally, I didn't have one either.
When I explained the situation, the green bear's face turned grim.
"All the troublemakers are unsigned. I doubt you are either."
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