- Jul 19, 2013
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Funniest Letter Ever:
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his
mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this
was a good time to tell his mother what he
wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at
home.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his
behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how
you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room
and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
*******
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I
would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not
been a very good boy this year, So he tore up
the letter and started over.
Letter 2
*******
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good
boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he
tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
*******
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
*******
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike
for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was
not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was
very upset. He went downstairs and told his
mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's
mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby
looked very sad. ''Just be home in time for
dinner'', Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked
down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the
altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue
of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his
shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,
into the house, and up to his room. He shut the
door to his room and sat down with a piece of
paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter
to God.
Letter 5
*******
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT
TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND ME THE RED BIKE!!!!!!
Bobby.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his
mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this
was a good time to tell his mother what he
wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at
home.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his
behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how
you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room
and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
*******
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I
would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not
been a very good boy this year, So he tore up
the letter and started over.
Letter 2
*******
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good
boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he
tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
*******
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
*******
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike
for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was
not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was
very upset. He went downstairs and told his
mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's
mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby
looked very sad. ''Just be home in time for
dinner'', Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked
down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the
altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue
of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his
shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,
into the house, and up to his room. He shut the
door to his room and sat down with a piece of
paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter
to God.
Letter 5
*******
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT
TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND ME THE RED BIKE!!!!!!
Bobby.