Windows 95 Sweaters

[ebocious]

At that camera angle, even a 300lb girl would be cute.

If she's the same woman in the other pictures, she's not 300 lbs.

 

[93803123]

She's cute.

It's all rainbows & unicorns. At first.

Yeah. She qualifies as Windows fanboy Viagra.

But it won't work unless the parts emulate. So you have to wear the boxer shorts in conjunction with her wearing that sweater. That will make the handshake possible and establish a reliable connection.

 

[ebocious]

It's all rainbows & unicorns. At first.

Yeah. She qualifies as Windows fanboy Viagra.

But it won't work unless the parts emulate. So you have to wear the boxer shorts in conjunction with her wearing that sweater. That will make the handshake possible and establish a reliable connection.

I will respect the forum by refraining from adding to that, but just know that I've got a 3-way handshake joke in mind.

 

[oldschool]

What a loss, for one and all... that none of us got one of these.

Sorry I missed the OP because I really need one badly.

 

[93803123]

At that camera angle, even a 300lb girl would be cute.

To some that would make her even more attractive.

I will respect the forum by refraining from adding to that, but just know that I've got a 3-way handshake joke in mind.

Wouldn't it be a thrill-killer if the connectors were mis-matched ?

Not to mention over time the she tends to convert to half-duplex mode, while the he remains in full-duplex - with the goal of broadcasting to all the girls that he can manage.

 

[Burrito]

It's all rainbows & unicorns. At first.

Yeah. She qualifies as Windows fanboy Viagra.

But it won't work unless the parts emulate. So you have to wear the boxer shorts in conjunction with her wearing that sweater. That will make the handshake possible and establish a reliable connection.

That is just so wrong. But so right. Not that I understand it...

I will respect the forum by refraining from adding to that, but just know that I've got a 3-way handshake joke in mind.

You did not refrain. That's just terrible. Not that I understand that either.

Sorry I missed the OP because I really need one badly.

Oldschool, it's well known that you are the most hip-hop-stylin' dude here at MT. With a Windows 95 sweater... git outta here. You'd be on runways or in Hollywood... And we'd lose you here at MT. So good thing you didn't get one..

At that camera angle, even a 300lb girl would be cute.

Now now Sly, let's not be catty just 'cause she got a Windows 95 sweater and you didn't...

Schweeeet.....

 

[oldschool]

Oldschool, it's well known that you are the most hip-hop-stylin' dude here at MT. With a Windows 95 sweater... git outta here. You'd be on runways or in Hollywood... And we'd lose you here at MT. So good thing you didn't get one..

Sure, it would go great with my Mephisto Match shoes! Really stylin'!

 

[Burrito]

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Another similarity with you and Brad Pitt ---- the shoes.

I'm a gonna git me some.