Question What art thou modus operandi for a unknown infection scanning?

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Do you boot into portable OS and scan?


Upon what alchemy do you rely when seeking out the hidden, venomous spirits of unknown plague that creep unseen within the gears of thy machine?

By what art do you conduct so deep a search?

  • Do you, perchance, awaken a sovereign Linux host to cast its watchful gaze upon the slumbering, vulnerable provinces of Windows? And if so, what stout and valiant sentinel of armor—what grand defensive shield—do you command to execute this deed?
  • Or do you summon a portable vessel of USB, a wandering scribe of truth, to rouse the sleeping drives and purge the dark corruption from their roots?
Reveal thy mystical rites and forensic crafts, that we may know how thou dost banish these digital demons!

The question is super serio.
 
Verily, I employ the ancient Rite of Windows Defender.

I boot not from USB, nor summon the Linux spirits. I merely whisper “Scan now” unto the machine and retire to make tea.

If malware be found, I shall condemn it to the quarantine pits, where it may contemplate its sins for all eternity.

Such is my forensic methodology.
 
When the walls of DNS, the firewall, and the antivirus have been breached by shadows moving unseen through the digital mist, I place no faith in uncertain incantations or endless scanning rituals: my supreme rite is to restore from a clean golden image, a pure reflection of the system, where no trace of intruder or dark corruption remains.

Fortunately — or perhaps by divine grace — I have never had to invoke that ritual. But should that day ever come, I know it shall be my ultimate shield against the digital demons.

And if the defenses have fallen and I genuinely suspect an infection, I do not attempt to negotiate with the demon; I simply return the kingdom to its pure state. 🏰🛡️👹
 
i would ask chatGPT to go thru your hardening. Jot down all the hardening, AV settings, H_C settings etc and upload it to chat. Tell it to extract the main purpose behind each configuration and setting. And try to find holes following those main purposes. It may not reveal the security hole that the attacker actually used, but at least you have something to enhance. And your enhancement May just cover that security hole that the attacker used. Providing that you did not miss an entire category of defence, it is something worth doing.

Another way to move forward is to rely on your SIEM (if you want a free one, try Wazuh) and logs to find suspicious movements and alterations. It is tedious work going thru miles of alerts, and it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. But it is evidence based threat hunting. It would help a lot if you have a log of what you did, so you can separate the things that you know you did and eliminate things. I used to keep a configuration log just for that purpose. Then you can recognize suspicious things. And the SIEM will have levels of alerts, so on first pass you can concentrate on the higher level alerts, it may be just be the thing you're looking for. A small agent runs on your PCs and forwards the logs to the SIEM. That SIEM PC doesn't need to be powerful it just needs drive space so an older PC will do.
 
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Verily, I employ the ancient Rite of Windows Defender.

I boot not from USB, nor summon the Linux spirits. I merely whisper “Scan now” unto the machine and retire to make tea.

If malware be found, I shall condemn it to the quarantine pits, where it may contemplate its sins for all eternity.

Such is my forensic methodology.
Verily, thy grand rituals of Linux sentinels and Defender whispers are noble, yet I practice the sacred vow of Digital Chastity. I click not upon glowing banners offering free gold, nor do I open mysterious attachments from exiled princes! Prevention, fair scholars, is the truest alchemy. My machine remaineth unspotted, for I tempt not the serpent in the garden of the web.
 
Just take a shotgun and blow a huge hole in your hard drive. The problem is would you even know if you have been infected by a advanced attacker?

Even most on here wouldn't know or notice! So if even the most knowledgeable uses don't know how would booting into a livecd or recovery environment help?

As the glorious human being Don Rumsfeld said there are known unknowns and unknown unknowns. Just keep attackers bored if they land on your box is probably #1.
 
Just take a shotgun and blow a huge hole in your hard drive. The problem is would you even know if you have been infected by a advanced attacker?

Even most on here wouldn't know or notice! So if even the most knowledgeable uses don't know how would booting into a livecd or recovery environment help?

As the glorious human being Don Rumsfeld said there are known unknowns and unknown unknowns. Just keep attackers bored if they land on your box is probably #1.
Indeed true. Thats the scary part. Having your system run smoothly is like trusting the world that today is Friday. There is no way to know exactly what and when real Friday is all we know is that one day some arsehole started counting days of the week and we all hope that they got it right.
 
Indeed true. Thats the scary part. Having your system run smoothly is like trusting the world that today is Friday. There is no way to know exactly what and when real Friday is all we know is that one day some arsehole started counting days of the week and we all hope that they got it right.
According to Islam, the real Friday is the day of judgement on which we will be resurrected 😅
 
@cartaphilus, @RoboMan, @Halp2001, @Divine_Barakah, The penalty for weaving such mystic spells, where common tongue and plain text should reign, is immediate quarantine—Prepare thine account to be cast into the eternal digital void—Behold: @Jack — The Banhammer God! 😊
Hark! Look upon the accuser! Thou speakest of penalties and eternal voids in the very same ancient tongue thou claimest to condemn! If the Banhammer of @Jack falleth upon us this day, thou shalt share our cold cell in the quarantine pits, for thou hast woven the exact same spell, @rashmi! ⚖️📜