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[ZeePriest]

One day while I was walking in the woods...

 

[dinosaur07]

I found out that I lost my Internet connection. No more MalwareTips in the woods.

 

[Minimalist]

Luckily I met a bear...

 

[Bill K]

who was fortunately a friendly one and somewhat tech savvy...

 

[Kongo]

he leaded me to his cave in which I saw multiple computers, consoles and even a brand new router.

 

[brambedkar59]

And to my horror I saw......

 

[Arequire]

All of his computers were running Windows Vista...

 

[woodrowbone]

Without CFW, CS style...

 

[Minimalist]

using Internet Explorer...

 

[Thiagoo]

and with a lot of toolbars and adwares

 

[Lord Ami]

Luckily, malware mites were around to clean up the mess.

 

[brambedkar59]

But after looking closely they figured it was a lost cause so they said: Oh Mr Bear, ....

 

[Dave Russo]

One day while I was walking in the woods...I got arrested for trespassing

 

[Dave Russo]

And to my horror I saw......my wife complaining

 

[show-Zi]

There was a lot of trash and bugs in the forest. I began the task of cleaning them up. As I was working, I felt a look on my back, and when I looked around, there was a...

A green bear. A metal dragon. A red umbrella floating in the sky.

 

[danb]

Once I came down from my trip, I decided to start a cybersecurity company.

 

[Viking]

I decided to call my cybersecurity "Paranoia R S".

 

[Brahman]

That's when I saw the old maple
a couple of its thick arms cracked
one arm reclining half rotted
into earth black with the delicious
hospitality of rot to the
littlest creatures

the tree not really dying living
less widely green head high
above the other leaf-crowded
trees a terrible stretch to sun
just to stay alive but if you've
liked life you do it
...............by Grace Paley

 

[danb]

But then changed my mind and decided to offer something other than security theater.

I decided to call my cybersecurity "Paranoia R S".

Not a news guy, huh?

 

[Nevi]

No he was not a news guy, but he secretly stole peoples shoes, so he had money to the new M1 Macbook pro.